Undisclosed 3

DrummerName: Unknown
Origin: Unknown
Instrument: Drums
Years Active: Unknown
Years in Razor Heart: Unknown

Background:
We decided we were tired of looking for another drummer so we chained a random guy to the studio and left some sticks and dead animal hive for him play with. When we came back one month later he was playing the drums fluently. Since we left him with no food, he also took care of our rat infestation.

When we asked him where he lived he told us to Go to hell. So we assumed he was a demon and kept drinking.

His drumming has been compared to speed of an ice addict running from the cops. It is said that he can drum so fast, that he can actually stop in mid air. But since we’re not Canibal Corpse, you’ll never actually hear or see this.

It’s rumored that his sister weighs 200 kilos and gives great head.

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