Valentino Ritz

Name: Valentino Ritz
Origin: Chile
Instrument: Lead Guitars
Years Active: Long enough to be your Dad
Years in Razor Heart: Founder

Background:
Valentino is the spirit of Razor Heart. He is the main composer, songwriter, producer and sex beast in the band. He is responsible for writing all the songs and making sure that they melt the elastic of girl’s panties… otherwise he’s fired. So far, so good…

He started playing guitar while still in his mother’s womb. Doctors named the disease Valentino Syndrome – hence where he got his name from. It is not confirmed who was born first, him or the guitar and it’s rumored that it has become an integral part of his body and his lover – which is why he holds it close to his penis.

After rescuing kids in third world countries, winning three nobel prizes under aliases and sleeping with 487 models, Valentino decided to form Razor Heart (along with Max) so that he could share his many talents with society.

Valentino lives the true Rock N Roll life. He can be found hitting the clubs, casinos, smoking, drinking, playing guitar, thrown in jail or pan handling on the streets. He doesn’t believe in hard work or practice so he doesn’t have a job. Instead he rolls rich women for money and composes a song in the morning about it. Even his band doesn’t have his contact details, but somehow he manages to turn up to rehearsals on time.

He’s still being hunted in 82 countries so it might be a while till Razor Heart goes on tour.